The blonde pilot

A blonde was the sole passenger in a two-seater airplane when the pilot suddenly has a heart attack and dies.

But she knew what to do: she had seen it in the movies! She grabs the radio microphone and calls out: “Mayday Mayday Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

Immediately a calm, reassuring voice replies. “This is Air Traffic Control,” he says, “and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine. Give me your height and position.”

She says, “I’m five-foot-four and I support Mitt Romney.”

There’s a long pause.

“O.K.” says the voice on the radio, “I didn’t realize you were blonde. Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven….”

(Do/from JumboJoke)